Galeforce
Superhero
Voted Most Likely to Go Postal on a Deck of Playing Cards
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Post by Galeforce on Jul 7, 2011 14:08:47 GMT -5
BugJacob Lowell, Former CIA Spec Ops, Classification: Retired - Extremely Dangerous. Jacob's file in Langley has him listed as a former analyst with 35 years of service with the Agency. Nothing in the file would indicate any outstanding or substandard performance for the entire 35 year period. It is also a complete lie. Jacob's real file is housed in the Black Files Vault beneath the sub-basement. But reading it wouldn't do anyone any good as it is so heavily redacted that no one would ever be able to make any sense out of any document in it. The most important piece of information in the file, at least the most important piece that has not been redacted, is the word "RED" stamped on the front of the folder in large red letters. RED, an acronym for Retired - Extremely Dangerous, is all anyone ever needs to know about this man. It means "leave him alone or he will hand you your hat, possibly with your head still in it". His callsign was given to him during an op when one of the team couldn't remember Jacob's callsign and simply called out "Hey, Bald Ugly Guy." (Inspired by the movie Red with Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Morgan Freeman, and Helen Mirren)
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